In Lincoln, Rhode Island, there lives a man named Darold Wichstock, nicknamed “Darold the Doomer”
for his appearance and beliefs of the end of humanity. One day Darold is tired of feeling
depressed all the time and decides to
take some LSD, but instead of making him feel better, it just made him hungry, so Darold decided
to drive to the nearest fast
food place to get something. But on his way there, Darold had crashed his car into a street
lamp, and had fallen into a coma.
